Masturtater

(Verb) To take a plain old potato and to bake it to the point where the inside is nice and soft. Once done, the person would place the desired ingredients on it such as sour cream, bacon, cheese, and so on. Once all is prepared, you gather a group of men and have them masturbate and cum into the potato until it is no longer recognizable. The user then proceeds to cut a hole big enough for their dick and fuck the potato, using all the ingredients and cum as lube. Once orgasm is achieved, you proceed to eat the potato.

"Hey, guys. I'm super horny right now, mind if we go get a potato and masturtater a bit?"

by GoreAndSmores May 29, 2016

Masturbativly

Masturbativly. ..

A word explaining how one would enjoy something so much it brings as much happiness as masturbating

Barbara: "that pizza looks tasty"

Danny: " It does .. I'm going to eat it masturbativly "

by MisterMercer May 28, 2016

masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.

Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.

by dddisaster November 29, 2016

Masturbation Paralyzation

When you jerk off too much and your weak ass arm cannot handle the g-forces and either becomes numb or just fucking falls off your body.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I have Masturbation Paralyzation.
Doctor: OH SHIT! Get him to the ER, we only have minutes to operate!

by WhiterThanKevinJames'Vagina June 3, 2018

Madsturbate

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.

“Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”

by Shiiiiiii June 12, 2018

Masturbatorium

where you go when there is no slooter nearby

“Where is bob?”
“Bob couldn’t get lucky at the bar, so he is in the masturbatorium”

by StaciVee March 25, 2019

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019