Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

A person who likes every status update or post you post within a micro-second of posting it.

It appears I have an HLM on my page. Carol is a Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

by Pu See Mai Wang December 28, 2014

Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.

Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??

by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021

Mafia

The Mafia or Cosa Nostra meaning "our thing" was originally a criminal gang that originated in Sicily until around WWII when the fascist government tried to wipe them out. Most of the members went incognito during the war or fled to America where they created what is today known generically as the "mafia" although technically this is just a genericised term but the true name would simply be "la cosa nostra americana".

Even though John Gotti was in the mafia and probably killed and or beat the shit out of 100's of people for some reason I still liked the guy.

by saharadryhumor February 21, 2015

Maia

The most Amazing person you'll ever meet. Funny, free-spirited and always down for a great time. You could easily stay up talking about anything and everything with her, and never get tired of it. Beautiful, both inside and out, but struggles to see it. Needs to be reminded of how great she is, as she is very humble and won't take credit for anything she does. Both her physical and mental strength is admirable, as is her generosity and caring. Will always be there to pick you up then you fall. An actual cinnamon roll always looking after others, to the point where she forgets to prioritise her own self worth. Very passionate and headstrong, and although this may lead to many disagreements, you'll both apologise before long.

If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Maia, keep her close. They really are some of the best friends you can make.

by T.E.P April 11, 2020

Polaroid mania

Wasting copious amounts of expensive instant film like some kind of drug addict in the quest to get a photographic work of art out of a 40-year-old camera which was never designed to be much more than a handheld novelty to begin with. The quest is made nearly impossible by a relatively slow exposure and no tripod mount or cable release.

Symptoms of madness are closely related to the manic phase of bipolar disorder, and include fevered financial worry and strained ties to family and friends due to the hobby taking priority in the user's life.

User, waking in a caustic pile of spent peel-apart backings: "Jeezus Kodak! I just blew through $40 of instant film in two hours..."
Concerned friend: "Sounds like a brief episode of Polaroid mania. Say, have you ever heard of a digital camera?"
User: "Need_________more_________flashcubes..."

by JfromBMo June 7, 2011

Maniac

A Mainer; someone who leaves in Maine.

My uncle from Hawaii got a license plate for my bike that said "maniac", he thought that it was funny!

Maniacs love lobsters and blueberries.

by no comment ever March 29, 2008

Mafia

An arrogant attitude adopted by loud mouth Italians. Someone who annoys other people by speaking in threats while using hand gestures.

Yo Gina, knock it off already, it's late and I'm trying to get some sleep! Mingia!!

by Cholo November 27, 2003