dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.

“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”

by imakeinsidejokesonhere February 25, 2024

Owen major

A yapper, A D1 yapper ong he need a scholarship

Guy 1: Dude this guy won’t stop talking. Guy 2:He’s so like Owen Major

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

by Skippystein June 24, 2024

Michael Madorbious

A word used to describe someone who likes Sans from the game UNDERTALE and often experiences "sans moments".

" You are such a Michael Madorbious !"

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

jay major

Northern Irish slang for when someone is 17 going with a 12 year old,normally from lurgan or larne

"just picked up a 12 year old"

"Mate stop being a Jay Major"

by Dudley Oneill August 12, 2024

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

Suicide Major

When a college student is undecided and finally makes the decision to say “fuck it we ball” and pick an entirely random major. One could also go the extra mile and go with a double or triple major.

I’m going to be on an academic comeback this year, fuck it I’mma suicide major.

by SuicideMajor February 4, 2026