A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
by pejafme December 26, 2020
Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up
Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple
by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023
by jgspro February 21, 2014
When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 19, 2022
A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.
Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?
No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.
No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.
by EngineeringPrinciples January 14, 2018
1. the result after eating an extremely large meal
2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."
"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
by mindtank January 12, 2015