"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"
Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
by Lampost88 April 21, 2022
Get the Gynters Law mug.The "Law of Bockung" describes a mindset in which an individual seeks out only things that satisfy their immediate cravings and whims.
It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
Get the Law of Bockung mug.Reed's law states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."
The Missionary position is a perfect example of Reed's Law, as the position is named after Chester Missionary, an 18th century sex pest, rather than the caveman who invented it 1 million years prior.
by Supercilious Prick December 28, 2021
Get the Reed's Law mug.If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.
Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.
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by horse man April 14, 2022
Get the maga-in-law mug.A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
by DShipReck November 8, 2021
Get the The Bards Law mug.Huxley’s Law is a name given to a rule posited by the British author and futurist Aldous Huxley in the introduction to his dystopian novel, “Brave New World”:
“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”
It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”
It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
The government’s focus on promoting sexual issues while taking away our ability to speak and trade is just another example of Huxley’s Law in action.
by GangrenousKhan January 22, 2022
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