Locker room joke

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

locker slam

The act of someone throwing their entire body at a set of lockers.

“Have you seen everyone that meme where people throw themselves at lockers?” “Yeah it’s called a locker slam”

by Stirfri123 October 8, 2019

Cock Lackey

The person who cleans up all the semen on the porno set. Historically, the one who assisted the king when he masturbated by catching the semen when it came out, so that the royal sperm did not hit the floor.

After Rocco exploded upon Jenna's face, the resident cock lackey was called in to scrub the carpet, the wall, the celing, and the sheets. His towel was thrown out and burnt afterwards, as decreed by the Center for Disease Control.

by Dipstick783 November 10, 2007

Ninja Licker

-A person who is disliked in many ways.

"Your a 'ninja licker'" said to the store owner. "I want my refund."

by Nate E116 May 22, 2009

Lumber Licker

A gay male.

That dude is SUCH a lumber licker.

by DeathMetalFan10 June 4, 2011

ass locker

1)a locker full of asses

2) an ass so big you can store shit in it. And for this definition shit includes: books, jackets, and spacemakers.

"Hilary smells like an ass locker." - Beau
"She also looks like an ass locker." - Biff

or

"Hilary has a donk." - Kat
"Correction, Hilary has an ass locker." - Bethany

by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011

sages locker

a super BA locker that smells like axe... and rotting food... has only been cleaned once and is Du Boises HQ

ill meet you at sages locker

by kennykins1452 December 2, 2011