secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.

My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.

by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019

Deluded lover

A female from Uottawa who is in love with a boy, but won't care to admit it. She hides her feelings behind her stuffed orca so that she can pretend like her feelings do not exist when they are all over the place. She is madly in love, but she does not consciously know it yet, even though her subconscious is giving her hints. A deluded lover is a retarded girl who won't admit to being whippedazz and in love because she thinks that she was hurt, but she is stoopid.

Sophie: Hey vick, what happened that boy you were in love with?
Vick: omgggggg shut up you stupid jew, i'm not in love with him
Sophie: You're a deluded lover, so SHUT DI FACK UP and accept your fucking feelings bitch

by whipped girl from uottawa in<3 March 7, 2019

CAR LOVER ASN

A true CAR LOVER who really loves Cars and can do anything for Cars. His love for cars will never end.

HE IS THE CAR LOVER ASN OF CARS.

by Anhad Singh Nagpal March 14, 2019

UD Lover

A person who creates a definition of their crushes names on Urban Dictionary. Tends to say how attractive/funny/nice they are.
Usually a crushes name rather than a partners because it's done out of longing and desire from not being with said crush.
Many people have done it, don't worry.

Person A: "Ugh, my crush on them is getting so bad..."
Person B: "Oh no, what did you do?
Person A: "I wrote a definition for their name on Urban Dictionary..."
Person B: "Hahaha, I've done that before. We're both UD Lovers!"

by SJH67 July 9, 2018

Lover

What the boys mother tries to change the word “looser” to after a girl wrote that on his broken arm in the new IT movie

Lol what a looser going around with Lover written on his arm

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018

Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Gay lovers

To like women that are gay or bisexual

Or women that are gay but are secretly hitting on a man

Dude those girls turned out to be gay lovers

by Get dominic laid everyday February 1, 2019