long grain rice

a silver sun-fire or other american compact car made to sound like its got balls galore, also with have fake chrome exhaust tips that started to rust.
James has long grain rice in his drive way.
by JGRIBBZ October 04, 2012
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Phi Long Nguyen

He is a sweet human who loves animals and is exceptionally kind to his friends, especially when he starts lying to people. Mostly his friends would ask him for crucial info by answering them with "I could not confirm or deny", which pisses off many people, especially one individual who would find him and give him a good "spanking".
Phi Long Nguyen your a fucking furry bastard and tell me where u are stop lying you whore. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by CRACKSA March 24, 2022
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long term prostitute

Like the term trophy wife but more honest.
Look at John and his trophy wife. No man she's just a long term prostitute.
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Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.
Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.
by Jack February 13, 2005
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Long Island Girl

Some of these girls are snobby, rich, fake tanned prissy girls. and yes some of them wear their Uggs in the summer with a mini skirt, and again yes some of them pay waaaayyy too much for their clothes and bags...correction daddy pays waaayy to much for their clothes and bags. But, some of us are strong gorgeous women who are driven. some of us are down to earth fun girls who are just real people who get associate with a horrible stereotype of being completely standoffish and bitchy toward everyone. some of us don't talk with a strong accent at all and speak quite eloquently. some of us are judged by those who don't know two anything about long island and the people who live here. And lastly some of us "Long Island girls" who are smart beautiful and kind, don't like being grouped into this idea of what we should be. Thank you!
Person not from Long Island: Your from Long Island?! Really!? You don't sound or look like it!?
Long island girl: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were our own species. I'll change my self as to fit your stereotype of us. So what about you? You don't look like an ignorant ass. I guess you just can't judge by looks anymore.
by Nat87 March 21, 2009
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long schlong silver

He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver
by Ron relby January 29, 2015
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