Bornold's Law

Bornold's Law is the law that defies all laws of science
Using Bornold's Law we can verify that humans can fly.
by Bornold December 13, 2020
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Snowball's Law

Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.

As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.

Named after a character in Animal Farm.
What budget little prick invoked Snowball's law this time?
by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020
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chaotic lawful

having a strict moral code, but it is so confusing no one can figure out what it is
Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.
by -the skunk July 31, 2020
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Melanie's Law

Best summed up as :: "but fuck me, right?"
This is definitely a case of Melanie's Law. That would never happen to anyone else.
by #annoyed April 24, 2017
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Law-and-ordering

When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.
I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.

We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
by Hufflepriest February 01, 2019
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required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.
Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.
by QuacksO March 03, 2018
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law of aviation

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
by Land00 November 06, 2020
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