I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

nice guys finish last

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.

1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.

by Bringing up the rear April 14, 2006

Lasacious

Lasacious: La-sa-cious: Is a combination of three words.

Insatiable: Someone who is always needing more!
Luscious: Hihgly gratifyling. Someone who is voluptuous!
Lascivious: To excite lust!

While I was writing a song, I conjured up the word Lasacious, it just sounded cool, so I decided to use it in my song!

Definition for Lasacious: Someone who is extremely sexy and has an uncontrollable desire. A constant craving. An extreme sexual appetite for lust, but yet cannot be satisfied!

Hey baby, you are so Lasacious it's driving me crazy!

Your so hot, you're making me Lasacious!

Every time you're around I get a Lasacious appetite that I just can't satisfy!

Her legs are so Lasacious, I've got to see them again!

by DaVido January 30, 2007

LaserBear

The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).

I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.

Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.

by Nighthawk Justice May 27, 2009

Lasith

A Sri Lankan boy who is the boss. He is often very smart as well as having a dick too large to describe. He also has the ability to pull any girl within a matter of seconds with his stunning looks and features.

The Lasith walked in holding Emma Watsons hand, a group if young, bangable girls was following him.

by SwedishBobMuffin November 22, 2016

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011