Nice Joke

Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.

Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"

Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."

White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"

by Jacob w June 17, 2012

Joker

A slang used while smoking marijuana. To joker, means to hit the pipe, bong, joint, anything that is being passed around, TWICE in your one turn. Sometimes it will be noticed and you may be called out on it. Other times, it will be noticed, and the same will be given for everyone else in the group. And sometimes, you can just get away with it, if it is your own weed.

Stoner 1: Did you just joker that?

Stoner 2: Umm...I can't recall.

Stoner 1: I think you jokered it...

Stoner 2 : *hits pipe* Now I might have...hahahhahahahahahaha

by JohnKyo August 24, 2010

jakeology , The "JAKENESS"

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.

Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".

by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008

will joke

A joke involving a play on words that no one but the person who said it laughs at.

Guy: Hey Will pass the salt dude.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.

by Lord Kenzington September 25, 2004

ooh joke

a joke that makes people say "ooh" instead of laugh

Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.

Audience: Ooh!

this is an ooh joke

by 2014_chiguy October 27, 2007

You Are A Joke

Something your friend tells you when they are jealous of your skills and they want to make you cry. This is a form of bullying and it must be stopped asap.

"omg, your birthday is tommorow?? Aren't you turning 9??"

"Camille, you are a joke!"

by iamnotajoke March 12, 2019

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Ugly Men
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.

"Got Ramburgers??" .... HAHA... you're cool.

by ~ * NC RAMS! ~ * April 5, 2005