Jade

Brummy cunt who is also very racist n low key priti Patel

Oh no that is the clear brexiteer jade the racist

by urnanman September 25, 2021

Jade

Jade is a snake. She will tell your secrets even if she’s your friend. She won’t care if she hurts you and she’s a liar, you will be there for you but if you need her support she’ll never be there for you.

“Wow she’s so beautiful”
“Don’t even think about it, that’s a Jade.”

by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 29, 2021

Jade

She is annoying toxic but looks nice at first she thinks she s the shit but actually she’s just a lil bitch

She’s so annoying she must be a jade

by Lolll420 November 22, 2021

Jade-Mari

It's the kindest girl around town. She's literally the definition of gorgeous. She's the most amazing girl ever.

Jade-Mari is so pretty and I heard she’s super sweet too.

by JaCru November 23, 2021

Jaden Johnson

The love of my life.

Stay with me please

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love

by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021

jaden britland

jaden britland, also known as aroobis husband.

if you ever come near him say goodbye to light 👍

love, aroobi

person: oh look it’s jaden britland!

aroobi: *kills*

aroobi & britland live happily ever after :D

by hqmda March 17, 2022

Jade

A Jade is a psycho bitch. She will cause fights over her jealousy if you're spending time with other people. She will call ur friends fat whores and laugh about it. She will have a huge fight with you and shave her head. Also known to kill small animals cuz she thinks it's funny. STAY AWAY FROM JADE

She also cannot drive.

"Yo did you know Jade called Johnny fat?"
"Woah she's a bitch bro."

by johnnylongbottom April 12, 2022