Tiny iron

A very small but a very hard penis.

"Eh, I guess I can ride that it's a tiny iron."

by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

iron-and-wear

designating clothes or fabrics that must be ironed after washing to wear.

Most clothes are of an iron-and-wear type.

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2011

iron man

the hottest male marvel character played by the hottest male

rdj

what’s your favorite marvel movie? iron man fs! stark industries is so cool

by kamryn_c June 28, 2021

Hitting Iron

When you take a hit from your cart and it tastes like metal so you know it’s basically out.

Aw man! I’m hitting iron should we jus throw it away?

by Defecationnerd December 25, 2022

Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable

Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"

by varxiq June 24, 2022