Mud Puddle

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012

mud cakes

secret cakes that you hide

Where the F*** did I hide my mud cakes?

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

mud shark

A large, tapered turd, usually in your underpants, resembling a finless shark or other large predatory fish. Usually brown in color. Sometimes speckled. Always dangerous. Attacks underpants unexpectedly.

Holy crap dad! There's a friggin' mud shark in my pants!

by mattypc August 3, 2006

Mud butt

Mud butt is when your stomach hurts real bad, its the only time you will ever consider killing yourself,(if your not crazy) and its when u got mad diarhia, and that poop be poorin out, and ur stomach hurt so bad you be layin on the ground naked bangin on da floor, and when it splurt out, u can feel it come back up and get yo but on the rebound.

Last night dogg, that chicken and waffles had me thinkin bout killin myself, i hope i neva get mud butt again

by Dmacleb July 7, 2007

mud butt

A term used to describe when poop uncontrollably comes out of your booty hole after anal intercourse.

Becky had a bad case of mud butt after Johnny hit it from the back

by Jenny Hillbean November 20, 2007

Mud Monkey

any asian from Indonesia and its surrounding islands that is unfortuanatly asian and small and has also a darker complection from the steroetyped "yellow" asians., also they have very small hands almost chimpanzeeish

brought in to steal jobs from hard working aussies coz they only work for shit and are grateful for it

rice nazi

aka rock apes
!!!

Aussie slacker: fuck me dead the fuckin boss is bringing in more of those fuckin mud monkey's from cambodia every day

fucking mud monkey stole my job

basically aussie version of the mexican

THEY TOOK MA JEEEERRRRB

by Mad_Vladimir October 16, 2006

mud puddle

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

by bammm!105 June 7, 2011