internet boyfriend

someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.

I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!

by Jesse January 7, 2004

internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP

Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

by Home slice September 8, 2005

(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

Internet Anonymous

defines a person that no matter how hard you search on the internet you cannot find them. Google, yahoo people search, facebook, myspace, nothing. It is as if on the Internet they do not exist.

Today I found my old college buddy Steve he just popped up on facebook out of the blue. He was Internet Anonymous.

by John of Cleveland June 9, 2009

internet rambo

Someone who tries to defeat everyone in a debate on an internet forum, thread or facebook post. Also someone who is similar to an internet gangster, but more pertaining to the term- internet warrior.

"Jane24" thinks she is superior in this conversation. Her goal is to condescend and to portray the image of the knowledgeable hero in an internet debate. Everyone's opinion is wrong and her opinion, and her opinion only is correct. She might also correct grammar or spelling when she is losing a debate to retain pride. She might also throw in a personal attack here or there. She may or may not know it all but she sure is the ultimate internet rambo!

by Jenn29 April 14, 2014

internet penis

Internet Penis: This is an expression that obviously means sonebody's "penis" over the internet. Somebody might order an internet penis, or use one to, say, wave it in someones face in online gaming.

Email: Helo Tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<---

..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......

Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*

by ZuumTec October 26, 2006

internet dating

A pathetic attempt to meet your significant other in a chat room or on myspace.

Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.

by Jackson Cookie monster June 22, 2006