Hooker

A prostitute waiting on the side of he road to get picked up by someone in a nice car that wants to have sex

Hey go pick up that hooker

by Melisa may November 4, 2017

hookercondria

A disease that every hooker has. It is worse than AIDS

Damn son. That bitch must have hookercondria.

by Earn me daddy December 5, 2017

hookerstution

The act of doing sexual things for a price, without breaking the law.

Jack: dude, Mr. Krabs always has perl calling him daddy and giving her money. That’s illegal prostitution

Terry: No man, it’s just hookerstution

by Ole reliable January 15, 2018

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

Hooker Licious

#beautiful
#stunning
#1inamillon

If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!

by Hook123 May 19, 2018

hoole

is a subtle reference for your anus

"reddit can suck my hoole"

by montijodaddy February 26, 2018

hooker mint

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.

The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.

I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.

by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018