big city honkers

Enourmous fukin man tittys!!

Hey, did you see Nathan, he is huge!! His big city honkers jiggle at every step

by Morrie Balstein March 26, 2016

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....

“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Armoring the hooker

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

reiners.fat.honkers

A hot they/he that has a massive overwhelming fat horse cock,will call you mommy,will love you forever if you feed them,don't give him cheese after midnight if you find a wild one

omg look its reiners.fat.honkers!!! Hes eating cheese off a girls boobs and calling her mommy at the same time!

by Reiners.fat.honkers September 8, 2021