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Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
hood wife by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Hood vines 

pinacle of comedy, peak of human evolution
Man, i sure laughed my ass off when seeing those hood vines
a term used to insult somebody if they did something you didn't like.
"quit your shit you stupid hooddink!"

Hood ass 

Hood ass is a term for an individual of amy ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but in a casual mode, Hood asses typically using skins and cosmetics that are ugly or otherwise visually displeasing.
Yo look at that Hood ass, his 90’s are so bad.”
Hood ass by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020

Hooded Fichner 

A scary ruthless mythical creature who haunts kids by blocking all games and draining their iPad percentage before school
Why is floppy bird blocked on my iPad? Hooded Fichner must be watching me
Hooded Fichner by SamuelMyers January 20, 2021
How city people say howdy. Homie + Howdy = Homdy
Andrew is a city person who say homdy
homdy by Homdy February 2, 2021