Used to describe those exhibiting characteristics of bitterness, minor hostility, crankiness, grumpiness, or grouchiness. These qualities are often combined with a confrontational attitude and a willful demeanor. In some cases, a hossy individual will forgoe bathing for an extended period of time.
by DLG1 June 24, 2005
Get the hossy mug.1. When you have to be hospitalized after taking a dump.
2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.
2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.
by BR0ZI May 19, 2008
Get the Hospital Dump mug.Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014
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Get the Hoss mug.v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".
"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."
by Hospice Player May 6, 2009
Get the Playing Hospice mug.The proper reference to one who plays the Hosaphone(tm) is a hoser. If you don't perform on the beloved, revered and mostly plastic Hosaphone(tm) yourself, it is considered poor form to use this intimate address. Brother and sister Hosaphoners affectionately refer to one another as hosers.
Hey, hoser, how are you doing?
That's some mighty fine playing you did on, "Codetta in C" for Hosaphone(tm), Piano & Bass, there hoser!
If we could find a hoser for our brass quintet, we could accompany a Hosaphone(tm) Soloist.
To execute the Doppler effect, the Hosaphone(tm) must be untaped and the bell end swung in a circle over the hoser's head while playing a sustained note.
A couple of hosers wrote this wonderful FAQ on the Hosaphone(tm).
That's some mighty fine playing you did on, "Codetta in C" for Hosaphone(tm), Piano & Bass, there hoser!
If we could find a hoser for our brass quintet, we could accompany a Hosaphone(tm) Soloist.
To execute the Doppler effect, the Hosaphone(tm) must be untaped and the bell end swung in a circle over the hoser's head while playing a sustained note.
A couple of hosers wrote this wonderful FAQ on the Hosaphone(tm).
by David A. Roth October 21, 2007
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