wastebin of history

The place where the shitty people go when their time on Earth is done.

P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.

P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.

by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017

Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers

Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.

by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010

canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

by colber nation February 4, 2010

THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB

best club for history everrrrrr, u gotta join bro!

PERSON 1: hey broski, i wanna join the history comp club
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN

by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025

American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".

Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."

by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022

history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.

When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.

by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012

canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010