hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

by Cliffie-poo February 12, 2006

heifer

a bigg ass cow, insult

you get into an argument wit a big gurl you would say "shut up fat ass heifer"

by brook-lyunn May 15, 2005

hawthorne heights

Alright, so I listen to the whole "emo" craze, poor me. Now, it seems to be a general opinion that kids like me listen to Hawthorne Heights. Please, God, no. I have given them a chance, I really have, but they just generally suck. Now, I understand that they do have quite a large fan base. Though, I will point out that most of this fan base consists of scenesters who don't really have a taste in music. Anyways, back on topic. I recently saw them live on Black Clouds and Underdogs, and well, this is me, spent the whole set mocking them. Some kids out there can listen to emo and actually have respect for music. It's that very same respect that causes my dislike to Hawthorne Heights. They're more or less ruining music.
Wow, I come off as a complete bitch. Maybe it's because I'm telling you the truth about oMg!11!11~~da best emo band EVARR!!!!!111~~!11
Or not. Hopefully some of you can spell.

Hawthorne Heights were so lame last night. Almost made me want to cut myself.

by Parka April 30, 2006

Heisenberg

When a member of the female sex shaves everything but her "lips". Much like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad. The perfect receptacle for a Jesse Pinkman.

Dude 1: So did you hook up last night?
Dude 2: Yeah but her growler had the worst Heisenberg I had ever seen!
Dude 1: Shit man! what did you do?!
Dude 2: Well I stole my sisters Jesse Pinkman and used that of course!
Dude 1: ....

by Walter J White April 28, 2014

hawthorne heights

A shitty Emo/Screemo band from Ohio. One of the worst bands i've ever heard. Seriously, I would rather listen to the sound of a dying goat mixed with an endless loop of a George bush's State of the union speach than this shitty band.

I didn't have any toilet paper so i wiped my ass with a brand new hawthorne heights cd.

by gtfuytu September 19, 2005

Heisenberg

v. To be one-upped in a normally confident situation so badly that the only possible course of action is to accept defeat and walk away.

1: "Man the music at this party sucks!"
2: "Yeah well it's my house, if you don't like it you can leave."
3: "Heisenberg that hoe!"

Ex: To Heisenberg your mother in law.

by BreakingBadIsHardToDo June 1, 2009

Heineken

Jeff Hanneman from Slayer's favorite beer.

If you don't like Slayer, burn in hell.

by Murh August 24, 2004