Guitard

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019

guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.

(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"

by luciferous July 19, 2019

Guitar

Just a 6 strings bass

Your guitar is a ruined bass

by BASS NATION KEEPER August 20, 2019

Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned

I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out

by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019

Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS

Yo dude, that's a weird bass guitar

by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019

Guitarist

Usually a person who has failed in life. A Guitarist is usually a man, with no social skills who has spent most of his life in a room with other socially awkward people, as to retard his or her own social skills to the point of being only able to comunicate complex thoughts through music and old memes.

"Oh no, Jan, i won't marry him, he's a guitarist."

"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."

by Four String Guitar November 1, 2019

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020