GUFFAW

When someone soils themselves

You’ll have to forgive me, I’ve just guffawed myself

by Sometimes funny, Sometimes March 13, 2024

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

Guitarded

Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.

"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"

by Darebo March 26, 2024

Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

guffawga

Overly Done, Extravagant, Fluffy.

Her birthday was a whole guffawga production number.

by ThatMaximilian June 19, 2024

guitarron

big ass guitar of mexican origin. commonly used for bass

I play the guitarron!

by Jasmin Yañez December 10, 2024

Guitarded

Past tense of guitar

Ex. Me and my friend guitarded together last night.

by The Real Nigman February 6, 2025