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Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.
Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.
by Ainur March 25, 2025
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Goblin mode

When you start twitching and open your eyes wide and blink weird because you snorted coke before starting stream.
Ethan visibly went Goblin mode on stream today
by ContextPuke April 18, 2025
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Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.
by JackCheeze April 21, 2025
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Gobligated

When someone shows you their penis and you feel like your obligated to put it in your mouth and/or (preferably) throat
Chris showed me his dick at that party the other night. I know he's older but I still felt gobligated. What choice did I have but to suck it?
by Juicy J melb April 30, 2025
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Goblin Barrel

A term used to describe a nut sack
“yo dude what did you do with your girl last night

I dragged my goblin barrel on her face
by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025
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Goblin Trail

The act of ones partner shitting on their back whislt having one long shit or a line of liquidy mess in a romantical and or sexual way.
"My girl left a long goblin trail on me last night and i liked it."
by ReallyCrin August 26, 2025
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goblinshork

The act of chocking on penis but still proceeding to ram it deeper down your throat.
My eyes roll back as my toes grip the sheets, as they proceed to show me that new move they learned from dave the trucker last week, as they mumble something along the lines of urriso I hope you like this goblinshork I learnt it from your uncle dave.
by Jefferson bezo's October 4, 2025
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