guitar geek

A guitarist who becomes obsessed with becoming the best guitarist ever. Will read books on obscure scales and chords, and have an encyclopedic knowledge of what gear other guitarists use. Unlikely to be in a band, as they`re too busy practissing to join one, or too annoying to stay in one.

Guitar geek: Did you Know that while Jimmy Page almost always used a Les Paul standard at Led Zep gigs, he`d often use a Telecaster in the studio.

Sane person: Shut the fuck up you freak!

by Magic Bonsai August 14, 2006

Guitar Hero III

Third Installment of Guitar Hero

Bob: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: Fuck you! I'm playing Guitar Hero III!

by M-Kat January 15, 2008

Guindian

an indian male, usually found in jersey, long island, or philly who acts/dresses guido.

the best way to identify a guindian is by their hairstyle, a blowout, and their overly cocky demeanor.

those guindians really thought they were the shit at that party last night

by Rima B. March 28, 2008

guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.

Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!

by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

guids

1. A person who is a guido and constantly acts like one, so instead of calling him by his first name you call him guids.
2. Usually has wierd italian name like Francesco or Carmencia

1. John: Hey this is so boring
David: Yea i wish we could do something fun
Billy: Hey somebody should call guids and tell him to come over
John: Yea we always have fun when guids is over.

by David Hudak August 21, 2007

guidopino

A filipino guido. see guido.

"look at that 6' 3" jacked guidopino. I did not know brown could go orange. Oh he's pist fumping."

by jeR- December 21, 2009

blow job guilt

Blow Job Guilt is when a guy spends anywhere between an hour or half a day begging his girl for a blow job, gets it, and then feels guilt afterwards.

Normally it goes in three stages:
1) Initially requesting the blow job and getting turned down.
2) Begging and pleading.
3) Turning sour, childish, or even angry after some time.

She finally gives it to him, and he feels bad when he realizes that he feels really good afterward and she is visibly upset/disppointed/feels used/feels like a cheap whore.

GUY: Hey baby, why doncha go down on me?
GIRL:I've got stuff to do, and I don't feel well.
GUY: Aw come on, baby.

(twenty minutes later)

GUY: Hey baby, come on, come on. Youre so hot, and it's turning me on. You know I love you.
GIRL: I think I have a fever, and I'm still upset cos my grandma died yesterday.
GUY: Aw come on.

(twenty minutes later)

GUY: Shit, how come all my pals get it whenever they want but .. what the hell.
GIRL: Look, I just don't feel like it, okay?
GUY: Aw what the hell. I guess you just don't love me even after all I do for you. Shit.
GIRL: Okay, okay fine!

(after he finishes)

GUY: Hey? Hey baby? What's wrong? You okay?... Hey you hungry? Hey how bout I take you to McDonalds like I've always been promising you.
GIRL: (thinking) Oh he's just got blow job guilt.

by miraeja October 5, 2007