The Ole Grandfather Cock

sex move used by a male to pleasure two females at the same time. have the two females face away from you, one in the front and one in the back. place a strap on dildo backwards so that it is facing the girl behind you and also erect the penis towards the front girl. then rock from back to forward once every second.

when one finds themselves in the middle of a threesome and out of ideas, it would be wise to wip out The Ole Grandfather Cock.

by DJCondor July 10, 2012

grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's

Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...

by The real Kyda August 11, 2010

grandparents

A lame excuse used as to not spend time with someone of the opposite sex.

"I cannot come over because my grandparents are over for dinner."

by Disgruntled bitch February 8, 2004

Grandoaks highschool

A cringy stupid school where the rules are strict, and everyone is nosey af. Fake and basic people everywhere, stupid black hoes who think they the shit, etc etc.

Sis number 1: oh what school do you go to?
Sis number 2: haha I go to grandoaks highschool
Sis number 1: uhm.. let me just skrt skrt away

by Lil bih:) December 4, 2018

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

grandpa joe

from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.

Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.

by Ch-ch-chelsea January 26, 2008

Granddaddy purps

Granddaddy Purple Cannabis Strain- Alot of people think Granddaddy purps is the Top of the purple strain food chain...Well actually granddaddy purps is the mass produced version of purple urkel, By crossing purple urkel and Big bud you get Granddaddy purps an easy to grow, Great tasting and potent purple strain. Dont get confused by its Granddaddy name.....

Granddaddy Purps is the "mass produced" version of Purple Urkel. By crossing Big Bud with Urkel, growers have created a much more forgiving plant capable of high yields.

A distinctively grape smell and taste accompany the smooth and even buzz. Expect more energy than a typical indica. Great for going out hiking or otherwise enjoying mother nature.

grandaddy purps "Granddaddy purps" "grandaddy purps" "Purple urkel"

by HazeRage December 7, 2011