glen stankins

When something or someone stinks really bad.
Originated in Australia

"Man your feet are glen stankins"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Glue Booger

The residue left behind on a gift card after it is pulled off its display card.

I had to pull the glue booger off the Walmart gift card my Uncle Floyd gave me before I put it in my wallet.

by DrVibes December 28, 2009

Glayk

A male who knows far far too much about the TV Program "Glee" is classified as a Glayk.

Derivative from the words Glay and Gleek.

Occasionally spelt Gleyk.

See also Glay

John is such a glayk - he must have no experience with girls.

by lolsmurf February 16, 2010

Glorak

A fish god who is worshiped among many causcasians. He loves tacos and likes to slice and dice. Some items he slices and dices would be: tomatoes, onions, radishes, peppers and more. Sometimes unworshiping children

I was slicin' and dicin' like glorak yesterday.

by Barney is me May 22, 2010

glhfgg

Short for Good Luck, Have Fun, Good Game.

Usually said at the beginning of a game. Similar to glhf but more courteous.

Player 1: glhfgg
Player 2: thx u2

by duckloadra April 20, 2011

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012