Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

jamaican funeral

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

by K. Melly November 27, 2014

well fuck it then

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.

Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

gamer fuel

It is also known as Mtn. Dew. Once you drink it you will have super powers to dominate the game you are playing. This along with Doritos will make you extremely powerful.

" Darn it I'm terrible at doing 360 no-scopes, just get some GAMER FUEL and you will be extremely powerful and will be able to r3kt those n00bs.

by R3kt those n00bs April 13, 2015

wok fuck boy

Someone who uses multiple woks, mainly called wok fuck boy by Uncle Roger.

"Gordon Ramsay is fuck boy for wok. he is wok fuck boy."

by UwUI'mAPedophile January 4, 2021

Wrong As Fuck

Wrong As fuck, commonly shortened to "wrong af". Derived from the famous University of Central Florida football player Micah Anderson. It is known that a person is "Wrong as fuck" if a person says something that makes entirely no sense at all, or states something of the utmost of obviousness.

Bro-bean: Dude have you seen my ray-bans??
Snacks: What ray-bans???

Bro-bean: the ones in your twitcons dude , I let you see them..
Snacks: naw man I haven't seen them
Bro-bean: Man you wrong as fuck.

by Mr.Hadzipetrovic December 12, 2012

Funyarinpa

To not know the definition is blasphemous.

What do you mean "what the hell is a funyarinpa"? You mean...you don't know?! How could you not know?! That's...that's practically blasphemous. Say you're sorry! Apologize to the funyarinpa!

by Junpei5 March 6, 2011