1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
by prosci8 September 7, 2009
Get the Jesus Blistering Fist Fuckmug. by thecoon768 February 5, 2010
Get the The fiery fist o' painmug. A sexual act involving Hawaiians and fists soaked with cobra venom. After soaking one's fists with the venom, the fists are then shoved violently into the assholes of Hawaiians, quickly paralyzing and killing them.
Those Hawaii chicks thought they were all that until I unleashed the poison fists of the pacific rim on them - now they're dead.
by Brandon "Sloe Gin" Quizmington May 2, 2008
Get the poison fists of the pacific rimmug. When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.
Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!
Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!
Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.
Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!
Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.
by Ploofy 4 December 30, 2009
Get the Fist pound 2 snailmug. A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.
by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010
Get the double fisted jackoffmug. At climax of your intercouse remove yourself from your partner and ejaculate on their back, Then take out all the notes in your wallet and throw them on their back, whatever sticks they get to keep. It has been known for the phares to be said casually after throwing the money. This can be follwed by for a few dollars more.
Robert then 'A Fist full of dollars' Toni to everyones amusement. Toni laughed when she realized she was 25 dollars better off.
by the sun dance kid February 18, 2010
Get the A Fist full of dollarsmug. variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010
Get the double-fisted fighter pilotmug.