Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid

"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"

by Flash4dash June 4, 2018

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

by gregben September 12, 2023

feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.

I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.

by JMitchMD October 26, 2020

your feeted because you have feet

its a dumb joke I made up

your feeted because you have feet means that well you have feet please dislike if you agree it does not make sense

by Helolo October 17, 2025

Jerusalem Feet

A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.

Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025

chrome feet

Basically this is when you put rims on a car and their about the size of a shoe they are known as chrome feet

Chrome feet

by still walkin December 9, 2008

Witchcraft feet

A person with crusty, sharp toe nails and ashy feet.

"put some shoes on those Witchcraft Feet."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017