Ball Kicking Feet

A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.

Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually

Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?

Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?

Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!

by Bust More Balls June 10, 2024

Frusted feet

When you have the sudden urge to stick your feet in fire

Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire

Woman: what’s wrong

Man: I just got frusted feet

by Fred rickety June 5, 2018

liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.

Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!

by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015

My feet

Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.

Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2023

Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015

Pounding feet

When you thrust your dick in between someone's feet as hard and as fast as possible until you cum.

I couldn't make it to the party I was home pounding feet. I was at home thrusting in between my girlfriends feet because I'm not right.

by Don J Velociraptor October 10, 2021

colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him

"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"

by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025