The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 01, 2022
A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.
by elpepeswan August 12, 2023
Is defined as when you are drinking from a bottle, and its only a little left, the host of the party has to finish it as a shot
by pikevilleguy December 12, 2010
A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 13, 2010
When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011