Five Nights TD

Tower Defense game with FNAF characters that updates every 2 weeks and has overpriced exclusive units that cost 200K Coins but the stats are ass

Person 1: The New Five Nights TD update is great!!! I can't wait to spend millions of robux to get the new exclusive Deaf Freddy Unit!

Person 2: THIS GAME IS TRASH!!! I QUIT THIS MONEY MAKING GAME IM GOING TO SPONGEBOB TOWER DEFENSE

by Ihateoverpricedthings May 5, 2025

Five Little Glazunovs

Five Little Glazunovs a parody version of the nursery rhyme 'Five little monkeys' made by replacing 'Monkeys' with 'Glazunovs', and 'Mama' with 'Rachmaninoff'.

'Five little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Four little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Three little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Two little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

One little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"'

by sameybor January 19, 2026

Five big booms

you use this word when someone's brother dies.

John: "My brother passed away"\
stinky poo poo head: "You get five big booms."
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM!"

by SUPERCAILIFRACTOSTICEXTRIEALLI May 10, 2025

Five twelve

The epitome of perfection... in every way..

He was five twelve and perfect

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025

Five twelve

A measurement of a man's stature.. but not to be confused with height. 512 although also a number is more than a number is a way of life. The epitome of perfection because he's the height of heros, kings and gangsters. Not to be confused with 6ft. 5 12 is on another level and is reserved for only the sexiest of the sexy. The handsome and those with the extra..

He was five twelve and that was all anyone ever needed to know
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025

Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025