Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021

FAPA

Acronym for "Fixed Assets Project Accounting". The greatest team in all the land.

The FAPA team is tired of your asset transaction requests that make no sense.

by Fixin' Dem Assets May 17, 2021

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

Charlie Faplin

The act of masturbating to pornography with the sound off.

"Ah man I left my headphones downstairs last night. Had to have a Charlie Faplin in case anyone heard."

by skeebe October 7, 2013

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022

Fapper's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.

While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.

by hento March 10, 2009