Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.
Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

by xyobbygirlx October 9, 2020

A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024

A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011

Absolutely amazing person. Perfect body and face. Is super smart and is someone every girl wishes she had. Creative and talented, spontaneous and adventurous. Simply perfect.
by XxjuixedpixklexX February 24, 2019

Thou who's name is Evan, in which seven art thou favorite number, and red, blue, green, and black are the colors of choice.
by mr serious serious February 8, 2023
