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Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.
by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023
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Evan (bugg)

Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.
by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023
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logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock
wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
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logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times
evan is a cunt
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evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
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Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan
by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022
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