English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

english patent

Londumb

farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!

by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

English

The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse

I can't English today

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka

I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary

by HannaDanna February 3, 2024

English teapot

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage

Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm

by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023

english assignment

the stupid thing that I have to do by monday or im cooked

Agathe: Liam we have to work on our english assignment

Liam: we'll just do it all tomorrow lol

Agathe: its was literally due 3 months ago

Liam: Hmm

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024