Dockmen

Workers of a dockyard

I bet you you didnt know tim and jim were dockmen.

by Jim Sominsummthin May 19, 2011

Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".

Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."

by Burnz32 October 20, 2011

Doctor Bex

One who, by watching it, perpetuates the airing of the reality TV show, the Jersey Shore. Responsible for the deaths of numerous books. Also a Simpson's fan.

Q: Who the heck watches the Jersey Shore, anyway?
A: I hear Doctor Bex can't get enough of Snooki

by Mike B ;& November 17, 2011

Documentary Fat

A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.

David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.

by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011

Documentia

Syndrome old Technical Writers get, especially those in the Technical Writing too long. Symptoms include forgetfulness, confusing simple words like there and their (words that have been commonplace for their entire careers) and replacing pictures with 1,000 words each. Similar to Alzheimer's or Dementia in the average public.

The Tech Writer knew he had succumbed to documentia when he replaced a photograph of a beautiful sunset with a corresponding 1,000 word description.

by VATechWriter May 30, 2013

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

docusign

The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.

"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"

by wbubblegunit December 15, 2017