A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆đźŤâśŹđź“ŹđźŤ†
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆đźŤâśŹđź“ŹđźŤ†
by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016
Get the dancing dildomug. 
by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017
Get the brick of dildomug. People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt
“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”
by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022
Get the Dildo…mug. by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022
Get the Dildomug. When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.
by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022
Get the Singing dildosmug. by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023
Get the Dildomug.