December 19

worst day of December, but the happiest and thrilling people are born this day. but maybe this day will be different their parents forgetting their birthdays. that everyone will celebrate that christmas is in 6 days.

“when’s your birthday?”
“oh it’s december 19”

by ipmdiabod- October 13, 2019

December 27

Super short people were born on this day.

Have you got a short friend?

Yes, than they were born on this day.

Absolutely the shortest person ever.

Yes, they need help reaching the top shelf.

Lend help because of their smallness chances Endure they need help to get a thing high up.

Apologies is when they ask you too many times.

Guy on tinder: When’s you b-day

Girl on tinder: December 27
Guy on tinder: Wow, I didn’t realize you were that short

by Tallmanjake November 20, 2019

December 29

If you were born on this day you will be the most popular person in the world.

Did you know Shawn Mendes was born December 29? No wonder he's famous.

by Blue Starburst November 2, 2019

December 5th

National penis day

On December 5th we celebrate the penis

by Scubadew December 3, 2016

December 22, 2012

The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.

Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----

~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.

by ApocolypseNo January 13, 2013

December 6

People who are born on this day are kind-hearted, honest, and generous. If you know anyone that is born on this date, they're practically the definition of innocence and honesty.

"It's December 6, the day where kind-hearted people were born!"

"I agree!"

by milktqe October 30, 2019

December 22

The day when a sensitive, suicidal, depressed, lonely kid was born

Friend:hey you were born on December 22 Me:ya why
Friend :Damn your life must suck

by The Chocolate bar April 20, 2020