Cheap cocaine cut with caffeine powder that got its name from its use by cowboys to stay awake during long hours on the cattle drive. A dangerous combination, since caffeine powder alone risks overdose and can cause heart arrhythmia
His eyes feeling heavy and no time to stop for rest, Billy snorted a pinky nail full of cowboy cocaine and suddenly felt a burst of adrenaline; his heart racing as though he drank ten espressos.
by Mortisha Addams July 16, 2024

When a girl is riding a guy cowgirl style and just before he is about to come, she punches him in the face. In his confusion he finishes as his eyes well up with tears.
My girl was upset I didn’t give her money to get her nails done. Later that night my girl was riding me and cowboy bepop-ed me right in the face, now I have a black eye.
by celloRav3 August 26, 2022

by dhrjnfnf August 17, 2021

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024

Somebody who is a dusty and fake country boy. Pretending to be from the sticks but really just rolled in a dustpan.
by Bobzeller67 July 9, 2025

by Hulksta June 25, 2025

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
