Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.

Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.

by Butter Mike June 1, 2020

Covid-m

When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.

What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?

by Covido December 10, 2020

Covid hole

A bar where there are many people passing covid among themselves, total disregard to CDC guidelines..

That local club is a covid hole on Friday night!

by Scarred & Tatted December 11, 2020

COVID-19 resistant

A way to describe those irresponsible and unwise people who do believe they are resistant/immune to the virus by not wearing masks, staying in quarantine or take any necessary precautions for their own sake and others.

Stay safe people!

Anna: Hey Josh, im going out see ya in a few hours.

Josh: Anna..no what are you doing? You know we are in the middle of a pandemic right? We need to take all the necessary precautions! Jesus your not even wearing a mask..

Anna: oh stop worrying... you are so in your head!

Josh: because this is a serious matter! Your not covid-19 resistant!

by TMUrban August 15, 2020

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class

guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"

by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022

Covid-🇲🇺

When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.

How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?

by Covido November 21, 2020