A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017
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Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
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Hey bruh , did you see that cottondale in the pool? Eww it looks like a pubeasaurus Rex was in there
by Mdsdkr July 29, 2017
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by DJDonnieB October 17, 2017
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Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
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