Quality candidate

person hired to fulfill diversity quotas, often a product of academic Leadership programs designed to fast-track unqualified candidates into management positions to fulfill
Affirmative Action requirements.

LaTonya was the Quality candidate picked to be the office manager.

by Turf Runner March 21, 2013

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if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

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eye candi

Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.

"Did you catch that hot-ass piece of eye candi workin' the counter at the used records store?”

by mr something May 18, 2014

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coattail candidate

A political candidate that gains a great deal of popularity primarily from family name, vise from receiving recognition through his or her own limited accumulative achievements within time of service. Term derived from the adage, "riding on coattails," more often in reference of a son, gaining influence by the popularity of his father, without achieving influence on his own merits.

Hopefully America has been disillioned enough from its past mistakes, and make it a bipartisan effort to refrain from having another coattail candidate from becoming the next president of the United States.

by YumiSpewns January 1, 2015

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