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cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!
by PannyRipper April 24, 2024
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Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.
Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.
by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024
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Caneyhead

A nickname for Silsbee Tx, and the people in the city. Backwoods, inbred, God fearin' gun lovin' country southern hill billies.
Person A: I did graduate highschool! I have an education!
Person B: Shut up, aren't you from Caneyhead?
by Trinket!! May 10, 2024
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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!
by PannyRipper May 22, 2024
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Canejob

A hand, foot, or blowjob facilitated by the use of Raising Cane's sauce as a lubricating agent.
"God, I'm starving and I'm horny as fuck. What I would give for a sloppy, crispy canejob right now."

"Dude, did you hear about last week? Davis got arrested for giving Nathaniel a canejob in public."

"I'm a pretty vanilla sorta guy. Just missionary and maybe some doggy. You won't catch me doing any of that freaky canejob shit."
by gobknob October 3, 2024
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Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.
Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!
by michael carbomb November 17, 2024
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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
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