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Swain County High School

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)
"what else is there to say about Swain County High school"
by picoritdidnthappen March 1, 2018
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Pueblo County High School

Pueblo County High School, aka PCHS, is perhaps the most enigmatic school of stereotypical kids in the entire country. It has a blend of needy city boys, hicks who keep trying to keep the mullet alive, girls who are late every single day because they stopped at Starbucks, teachers who either live out in the country-side with their cows or come from distant cities, and several organizations of kids who think they are the pride and joy of the American population, including JROTC, DECA, HOSA, and STEM. The teens here have to constantly be reminded to put away their cowboy hats, get rid of their vapes, and listen to the teachers for fucking once.
I would recommend Pueblo County High School, it's got a wide variety of programs to make you just as stuck up as everyone else there.
by A white cracker November 16, 2022
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Newton County Traffic Cone

One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."
by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017
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Trigg County High School

Trigg County High School is located in Cadiz, KY, and is known from Jamarius Arnez Brown, famously known as The Mr.10kNez going to high school their.
Woah! Thats’s Trigg County High School.. Where The Mr.10kNez went to school!
by tenknezbiggestfan March 2, 2023
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Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.
"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
by WhiskeyFour March 1, 2023
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Haralson county middle school

Haralson county middle school is full of ghetto ass wannabe tweens that act like their in ‘gangs’. Too many hoes to count.
Haralson county middle school is the shittiest place a person could be
by anonymous July 19, 2022
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Rowan County Early College

Rowan County Early College aka RCECE, is a school that offers college classes and leads kids into depression. Its a school of multi diversity people yet racist kids. This school contains more hoes then you can imagine its a school where friends date your ex's and you pretend its normal. Nothing but bitches and stress up in here and not to mention some of the teachers well most of the teachers here don't know how to teach... Also skipping? thats all kids do here they skip to get high. Did I forget to mention this school is not smart there are a lot of stupid people here.
Want to go to Rowan County Early College (RCEC) ? Nah man there's to many hoes there gotta stay away from there.

Rowan County Early college is a school of fuck ups.
by ih8youuu2much April 3, 2019
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