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My question is: Why even bother hiding the comment? Like, did you really think I wouldn't see it or did you think deleting it makes it better instead of worse? Like, "he might have seen it but if I delete he'll just pretend he didn't see the comment"

Hym "See, when you make a comment like that you've have to have so much hubris inside of you. You really do. You really have to think that I will question my sanity in response to you doing the thing I said you were doing in front of my very eyes and then pretend you didn't. Not even for a second. 'If only you would behave better we would let you out of the cage! If only you would listen to us and be a fucking slave you would be fine! If you just do what I tell you to what we're doing to you won't matter.' You all started this. You started it. I've given you plenty of time to see the error of your ways. I told you exactly how this was going to work. And you just don't want to believe. How many times to I have to be proven right? I've proven fully and completely that you just don't care. Why even bother? Why sit there and pretend? Even better then getting out of the cage would be freeing all of you from yours. Just admit. 'I don't care because it wasn't me. I don't care but I just can't say it because I'll end up like Hym. I pretend to care so the schizophrenic horde will leave me alone and give me their money. When I see the horrors of the world imposed on others I'm filled with schadenfreude. Just like Hym. Thank my twisted God that it wasn't me and move on.' You're all pathetic. Look at this shit. What kind of God would make you like this? You're made in HIS imagine. And this is what you're like. GoLliE that's definitely something I would pray to!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Commento boto

When a user wants to promote something they use a comment bot to promote there work.

“It seems like they are commento botoing the comment section”

by AGlassOfMilkYT June 5, 2022

Cammie

one of the coolest, most authentic, sensitive, and intelligent people to exist. his presence feels like a kiss on the cheek. you can tell he will go places. if you ever meet him, enjoy it while it lasts.

‘Oh- Yes, I knew Cammie. He is an old friend of mine.’

by fentimans June 16, 2022

comment sympathizers

they comment on videos to try and gain sympathy from other people to in turn get likes; this is only applies if it is off topic from the video.

Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers

by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

Comment Hater

A person on any video-sharing platform who looks for random/sad comments and hates/jokes on them for no reason.

Person 1: This video reminds me of my cat which just died.
Person 2: lol probably gonna be eaten by chinese people
Person 1: Why are you a comment hater you psychopath!

by GMDsomedude July 14, 2022

Cammie

Cammie is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the best sense of humor and will always make you laugh. She will be weird just like you because she is perfect. She has long blond hair and hazel eyes. No matter what she will always be there and will never make fun of you. If you have a Cammie in your life love her and never let her go.

“Oh my gosh is that Cammie?”
“Yeah, I just heard she is friends with that loser Elena.”
*Cammie walks over* “She’s not a loser, she’s amazing!”

by Coolio is me October 2, 2022

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022