burger

the primary cause of fatboys around the world

hey, you're fat, did you eat 20 burgers?

by Jimbo December 11, 2003

burger-nips

Large, flat, and often rather darkly coloured female nipples, giving the impression of a beefburger having been placed on each breast.

A. How were her tits?
B. She had fucking burger-nips.
A. Shit, dude.

I have a penchant for a pair of tasty burger-nips.

by fruity-froot August 17, 2006

cunt burger

the magically delicious roast beef mud flaps that hang off of your "virgin" girlfriend.

hey babe. you want romantic. i'll give you romantic. let me add some down south man meat to you deep fried cunt burger.

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

Waffle Burger

A waffle Burger is a complicated sexual act. To perform a Waffle Burger, firstly the man ties some fishing wire to a piece of bacon (or any kind of meat) and gets his woman to swallow it - making sure he is still holding the other end of the wire.
When the man is about to climax, he yanks the wire (still attatched to the bacon) causing the lady to gag. This gag reflex tightens her vagina and causes a more pleasurable orgasm for the man.

Waffle burger's are a common sexual act performed in the nearby English viallges, Alrewas, Yoxall, Kings Bromley and Barton

by Chief josef November 6, 2006

batter burger

a gourmet delacey from the republic of ireland.this delightful snack's ingredients are succulent minced beef ( mashed tounge and hoof cavered in batter) genty fried in oil ( deep fried in fat).this delightfull dish is best accompanyed with curry chips and often eaten al fresco.

stevo was cofidant that after a drink and a nice meal he would get lucky with sharon.
" i went round to stevo's gaff.He got a bag of cans a couple of batter burger so i gave him a ride.

by grant kirwan June 15, 2004

Fuck a Burger

slang, high as fuck

So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.

1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.

by Youredoingitwrong March 1, 2009

Meat Burger

A vagina with a variety of ingredients.
Cum: mayonnaise
Pun Cheese: Cheese
Blood: Period or blood from a huge cock

A smelly foul smelling discharge may come from a meat burger during fornication, This is due to the fact that a meat burger in most cases has never been washed.

Oi Sarah give us a bite of you Meat Burger, BITCH!

by I love meat! July 18, 2006