The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009

bakes

A nickname for Kevin Bacon.

Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

clam bake

smoking weed in a confined space so that the smoke stays in the air your breathing between hits

lets go clam bake in brandons car then watch the smoke roll out!

by kodie-isa-high-on November 28, 2004

baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013

Brakes

Using the brakes. Going bra-less. Not wearing any form of support because your breasts are just so firm and perky.

"Hey Kellie what are you wearing to the cookout on Saturday?"
"Well, I've decided to wear that new purple top I bought and I'm definately going brakes. These boobs won't hold themselves up forever."
"Aw, I wish I could do that, my boobs just aren't as perky as yours. You are so lucky!"

by LindaLou March 23, 2012

Baked

the aftermath of smoking a nice fat blunt!! accompanied by hits from the 3 chamber bong then followed by a rip form the bowl.

dam this is good", "yo pass that shit!!!!" "i cant man this left me baked out of my mind"

by durpaderp December 17, 2010