This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
Get the Motherfucked The Bossmug. A WHORE and a walking hr issue that is always hitting on co workers and wreaking havoc during meetings.
by HRBigBossLLC January 16, 2025
Get the Big Boss Bitchmug. 
by GinG60 August 19, 2015
Get the party bossmug. A structured ass nigga with no need to speak aloud about his accomplishments.
Some examples of bosses don’t
1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to
2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.
Disclosure:
Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Some examples of bosses don’t
1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to
2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.
Disclosure:
Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Damn that nigga low key with it👀 bosses don’t🤫
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
by Whostherealowner October 4, 2023
Get the Bosses Don’t Speakmug. by Thesecondboss July 17, 2023
Get the Gross Bossmug. 1. a person who is in charge of a worker, group, or organization.
2. an enemy in a videogame, typically with greater health than other enemies in the videogame, and typically encountered at the end of a level, world, or whatever
2. an enemy in a videogame, typically with greater health than other enemies in the videogame, and typically encountered at the end of a level, world, or whatever
by the random. February 18, 2022
Get the bossmug.